O Yes O No

*ono londo ngewasi peta*
"Helo ser ken ai helep yu?"

"Yes please, can you tell me how can I go to this hotel?"

"O dis hotel, a yu naiting der?"

"Night thing? It is still daylight, what do you mean?"

"O No, ai min yu slipeng in de hotel in nait"

"I see, yes I will stay there, it's seem so far from here"

"O No, don go dere, sofar is go bek to vilej"

"So tell me"

"O Yes, yu go hier, den der, den hier der, den der agaen der en der"
*karo tangane menggak menggok nduduhno dalan*

"Hm, its difficult, so many turning"

"O No, onli tzu lef en rait"

"A you are smart"

"O No, aim ge es em"

"A you have cellphone?"

"O Yes, ai hev henpone, nokia dis"

"Is it cheap in here"

"O Yes, wan cip ol operator, aim seling foucer elektrik, yu won to refil?"

"No thanks, by the way, how is the hotel?"

"O No, ai tel yu not go bas wei, yu ken go dis wei"

"Ok, I'll go by taxi" *karo ngawe taksi*

"O No, yu kan wok onli wan smoking"

"Do yo mean I have to smoke?"

"O Yes, yu ken smoking en woking, dis i giv yu wan"

*karo mlebu taksi rokok sakbungkuse digowo*
"O I know, sakrokokan he?"
"Lha yu now jawa spikeng, wai yu toking me in enggris?"

"Yo aku gole roko gratis" *taksine langsung mlaku*

"He...he...rokoke...! Wo londo kere"

"O Yes, I'm Carey...bye"

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